The Real Fake News

Sounds plausible.  But . . . no, sorry. 
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Uh uh.
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Nope.  Sorry.
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Yeah, no, not real, sorry, really, so sorry.
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Not real, sorry, oh, gosh, so very, very sorry.
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It isn't real. . . so, so, so, so sorry.
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It isn't real. . . couldn't be more sorry.
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It isn't real. . . so very, very sorry.
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It's not real.  Sorry.
Really, really sorry.
 
 
 
 
 
 

It isn't real. . . sorry. . .
 
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